Conversations With My Agent
Monday, August 30, 2010 - 2:00(ish) am EST
Me: “I can’t wait to write the next few. I’ve been having ideas.”
Bree: “Yeah?”
M: “Yeah… I’m stoked to develop Character X and Character Z’s relationship… it’s going to be crazy.”
B: “Nice! I Love Character Z. So hot!”
M: “I know, right?! It’s going to be so intense. It’ll TOTALLY be like when a tornado meets a volcano! It’s all just going to build and build…”
B: “…wait, what?”
M: (pregnant pause) “…huh?”
B: “Did you just quote Eminem? Seriously?”
M: “…well, I mean it’s like when…”
B: “No, really. Is that quote from somewhere else and Eminem happened to quote it too?”
M: “…maybe, but I don’t know…”
B: “So you quoted Eminem.”
M: (pregnant-with-twins pause) “…yup.”
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